To all of you, a very merry Christmas! For on this bright and joyfull night we’re glad to have you with us.

Christmas is finally here, or for us Nordic European countries, it just ended. Either way, you’re probably enjoying a well-deserved vacation from whatever you usually do. Sleeping till noon, consuming large quantities of food, and wasting away in front of your television. Or you’re like me, creating paper angels as decoration. Regardless it’s truly a joyful time, and despite any religious affiliation, quality time spent with family.

So on behalf of the entire Cucumber Religion, I wish all of you a very Kamgan Ukudigaa, Gozhqq Keshmish, 聖誕快樂 新年快樂, Sretan Božić, Glædelig jul, Maligayang pasko, Hyvää joulua, Joyeux Noël, Fröhliche Weihnachten, Καλά Χριστούγεννα, 新年おめでとうございます, Natale hilare, God jul, Feliz Navidad, and especially, QISmaS DatIvjaj ‘ej DIS chu’ DatIvjaj.

And so here we are. Who would have thought that the last year would fly by as fast as it did? Or that Obama would win the peace price? I mean, there are others in the world who have worked as much for peace. Yes, I might be referring to a certain religion, who through their work to promote a certain holy vegetable, has contributed to the work for global peace. But we’ll let that be for now. There’s always next year.

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