http://cucumberreligion.com Best religious community around! Sat, 26 Dec 2009 03:51:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 http://cucumberreligion.com/news/from-all-of-us http://cucumberreligion.com/news/from-all-of-us#comments Fri, 25 Dec 2009 01:17:13 +0000 nokotin http://cucumberreligion.com/?p=175
To all of you, a very merry Christmas! For on this bright and joyfull night we’re glad to have you with us. Christmas is finally here, or for us Nordic European countries, it just ended. Either way, you’re probably enjoying a well-deserved vacation from whatever you usually do. Sleeping till noon, consuming large quantities of food, and wasting away in front of your [...]]]> http://cucumberreligion.com/news/from-all-of-us/feed 2 http://cucumberreligion.com/news/as-we-wait-for-christmas http://cucumberreligion.com/news/as-we-wait-for-christmas#comments Sat, 19 Dec 2009 11:45:39 +0000 David http://cucumberreligion.com/?p=143
And so here we are. Who would have thought that the last year would fly by as fast as it did? Or that Obama would win the peace price? I mean, there are others in the world who have worked as much for peace. Yes, I might be referring to a certain religion, who through [...]]]> http://cucumberreligion.com/news/as-we-wait-for-christmas/feed 1 http://cucumberreligion.com/news/halloween http://cucumberreligion.com/news/halloween#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:04:51 +0000 nokotin http://cucumberreligion.com/?p=128
Happy Halloween all you faithful followers of the cucumber! I was going to change the layout of the site into a Halloween theme to surprise you all, but as it turns out I’m way to lazy for my own good. But lets not linger on my inadequacies and move on to the October festivities. With Halloween [...]]]> http://cucumberreligion.com/news/halloween/feed 2 http://cucumberreligion.com/news/cucumber-religion-rages-against-youtube http://cucumberreligion.com/news/cucumber-religion-rages-against-youtube#comments Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:16:42 +0000 David http://cucumberreligion.com/?p=93
What does one find if one goes cucumber hunting on youtube? The answer is shocking, and very Japanese. The first video that comes to sight is named Cucumber trumpet “march of bee”, and is a direct insult to this religious community. A video features a man who has made a “trumpet” out of a cucumber, [...]]]> http://cucumberreligion.com/news/cucumber-religion-rages-against-youtube/feed 3 http://cucumberreligion.com/site-news/site-improving http://cucumberreligion.com/site-news/site-improving#comments Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:25:38 +0000 nokotin http://cucumberreligion.com/?p=84
Lots of new site updates today! The site is steadily moving forward. You can expect more content in the future, but now the priority is to make everything functioning the way we want it too and create a cooler theme for the site. First of all, we’ve added a new comment system as the old one [...]]]> http://cucumberreligion.com/site-news/site-improving/feed 3 http://cucumberreligion.com/site-news/forums-are-up http://cucumberreligion.com/site-news/forums-are-up#comments Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:53:06 +0000 nokotin http://cucumberreligion.com/?p=73
Oh my god! Read more! Read more! Yes, yes, overwhelming I know.  The forums have been up for a while now, but I felt it was time to oficially announce it because we finally got our first advertising spam, which of coarse is already removed. I had already noticed spambots registering but didn’t ban them for [...]]]> http://cucumberreligion.com/site-news/forums-are-up/feed 7 http://cucumberreligion.com/news/cucumber-religion-approves-nds-game http://cucumberreligion.com/news/cucumber-religion-approves-nds-game#comments Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:12:07 +0000 nokotin http://cucumberreligion.com/?p=38
Mario Party DS, developed by Hudson Soft and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo DS, has finally been approved by the Coucil of Cucumber Kosher. It came to COCK’s attention that the handheld party game includes a minigame advertising for the cucumber whilst still remaining entertaining and educational. The minigame cleverly dubbed “Cucumber Jack” is a so [...]]]> http://cucumberreligion.com/news/cucumber-religion-approves-nds-game/feed 0 http://cucumberreligion.com/religion/just-a-reminder http://cucumberreligion.com/religion/just-a-reminder#comments Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:49:40 +0000 David http://cucumberreligion.com/?p=29
...and so it came to beeing that one of the cucumber lords descended from the heavens and walked the earth, much joy was it indeed for his followers to wash his feet and feed him with their finest cucumber. It had been grown by a man bearing the name of Gariam, a farmer from the north. And they all aplauded him, for such a fine cucumber had they never seen before. And thus the cucumber lord walked forth and put a hand on the man's shoulder. And then he, with the mightiest voice anyone had ever heard started singing.]]> http://cucumberreligion.com/religion/just-a-reminder/feed 6 http://cucumberreligion.com/site-news/cucumber-has-you http://cucumberreligion.com/site-news/cucumber-has-you#comments Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:50:23 +0000 nokotin http://cucumberreligion.com/?p=4
That’s right it has you. Share this on Facebook Post this to MySpace Tweet This! Digg this! Share this on del.icio.us Share this on Reddit Add this to Google Bookmarks ]]> http://cucumberreligion.com/site-news/cucumber-has-you/feed 1