To all of you, a very merry Christmas! For on this bright and joyfull night we’re glad to have you with us.

Christmas is finally here, or for us Nordic European countries, it just ended. Either way, you’re probably enjoying a well-deserved vacation from whatever you usually do. Sleeping till noon, consuming large quantities of food, and wasting away in front of your television. Or you’re like me, creating paper angels as decoration. Regardless it’s truly a joyful time, and despite any religious affiliation, quality time spent with family.

So on behalf of the entire Cucumber Religion, I wish all of you a very Kamgan Ukudigaa, Gozhqq Keshmish, 聖誕快樂 新年快樂, Sretan Božić, Glædelig jul, Maligayang pasko, Hyvää joulua, Joyeux Noël, Fröhliche Weihnachten, Καλά Χριστούγεννα, 新年おめでとうございます, Natale hilare, God jul, Feliz Navidad, and especially, QISmaS DatIvjaj ‘ej DIS chu’ DatIvjaj.