…and so it came to beeing that one of the cucumber lords descended from the heavens and walked the earth, much joy was it indeed for his followers to wash his feet and feed him with their finest cucumber. It had been grown by a man bearing the name of Gariam, a farmer from the north. And they all aplauded him, for such a fine cucumber had they never seen before. And thus the cucumber lord walked forth and put a hand on the man’s shoulder. And then he, with the mightiest voice anyone had ever heard started singing.
“Buy this man’s cucumbers
For they are indeed fine
He grows them with love and passion
And so do I grow mine.”
And so a flash of light blinded them all, and when they could see again. The cucumber lord was gone, and only his beard was left behind…
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Saturday, 3. January 2009
beautiful.
Monday, 5. January 2009
indeed
Thursday, 15. January 2009
The same story is actually to be found in the bible as well, I think.
Thursday, 15. January 2009
Please contact me.
Thursday, 15. January 2009
I feel lonely
Monday, 7. September 2009
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