…and so it came to beeing that one of the cucumber lords descended from the heavens and walked the earth, much joy was it indeed for his followers to wash his feet and feed him with their finest cucumber. It had been grown by a man bearing the name of Gariam, a farmer from the north. And they all aplauded him, for such a fine cucumber had they never seen before. And thus the cucumber lord walked forth and put a hand on the man’s shoulder. And then he, with the mightiest voice anyone had ever heard started singing.

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