What does one find if one goes cucumber hunting on youtube? The answer is shocking, and very Japanese. The first video that comes to sight is named Cucumber trumpet “march of bee”, and is a direct insult to this religious community. A video features a man who has made a “trumpet” out of a cucumber, a paprika and a carrot. Resulting is a horrendous device, which looks like something your kindergarten aunt forced you to make, and you never forgave her for. Behind this abomination of an instrument sits the creator, a man who calls himself heita3. A quick glance at his uploaded videos, will make you realize what sick pleasures this man gets from molesting vegetables. Nothing is too degrading for this man who has made videos playing anything from a cabbage slide flute, to an ostrich egg ocarina.

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